Tyler Durden For The Internet Age

You’re not Instagram famous. You’re not your Facebook friends, you’re not your likes. You’re not your Twitter followers, you’re not your retweets. You’re not your number of visitors, you’re not your subscribers, you’re not upvoted.

You’re not your iPhone, or Android. You’re not your apps. You’re not fucking jailbroken.

You’re not your Tumblr reblogs. You’re not your YouTube views. And you were never the fucking mayor.

You’re the all-surfing, all-procrastinating, attention-seeking crap on the web.