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Truths That Women Have About Men

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We all know women keep certain things from men (men from women too but that’s later), not a surprise to many of you. Here’s a few of them:

  1. My best friend knows everything.
  2. Even if i insist on paying/splitting the bill on our first date. I’ll think you’re cheap if you let me.
  3. I sleep/keep your clothes because they smell like you.
  4. I’ll never tell the truth about how many guys I’ve slept with.
  5. I’m constantly testing you.
  6. I masturbate. Maybe, As regularly as you do.
  7. I think about sex with you. A LOT.
  8. I’m as nervous about commitment as you are.
  9. I like to make you jealous. A little.
  10. I like it when you lead. In the bedroom and out.
  11. I’ve fantasized about having sex with you before we actually did. Countless times.
  12. I still compare my ex-boyfriends to you. You mostly win.
  13. My body is not naturally this hairless. You’ll never know how hard I work to keep it that way though.
  14. I’ve seen your porn stash/websites. I find it hilarious.
  15. You’ve made me cry more than you will ever know.
  16. I like it when you talk a little dirty.
  17. The more I like you, the less likely I will sleep with you quickly. Alcohol will ruin this plan though.
  18. I need constant reminders that you want me around.
  19. I start fights with you because I’m feeling ignored. I’m trying to force emotion out of you.
  20. If I’m going to break up with you. All my friends know before you.
  21. I get hit on more than you realize.
  22. I’ve done at least one thing I would rather you never know.
  23. I fake it sometimes. More than you’ll ever know.

Women aren’t alone in this though (I foresaw the sexist comments I was about to receive), men also keep things from women. The next post will list some of them. And if you agree/disagree with the list leave a quick comment and tell dancePROOF (me) why you do or don’t.

87 Comments

  • ehh

    09.25.11 at 2:21 am Reply

    Wow. This list sucks! It makes us girls look like gold digging whores.
    #4 is horrible. The last one? Really? Don’t fake it because you’ll find yourself never being satisfied and then sleeping around more.
    Super lame list!

    • Jkj

      10.05.11 at 7:26 am Reply

      yeah well, sometimes the sex is no good and if u fake it it’ll be over sooner. It shouldnt be a routine for sure… but sometimes it’s either that or getting his member out, getting dressed and leaving.. i tried doing that, he’ll tell all his friends ur a whore.

  • Bongley

    09.11.11 at 9:07 am Reply

    Wow! So accurate!

    Except for 2,3,4,5, 7,9,11,13,14,15,17,19,21,22 and 23.

    Well, thats what happens when you generalise about several billion people.

  • Samantha

    07.14.11 at 6:37 am Reply

    wow, this list is amazing. every single thing on this list i completely agree with except for the last one. i mean ive faked it, but probably only twice. 

  • Bubblesprite13

    07.12.11 at 10:43 pm Reply

    i tell my BF most of these. he loves to know i fantasies about him lying about, paying like that makes you big fat fucking bitch. f you dont want to pay then dont offer. honesty keeps a relationship going.

  • alejandra

    07.12.11 at 10:24 pm Reply

    hahahaha LOVED IT!! so accurate! at least for me…
    overdramatic bitches… CHILL! just move along, find something else to read

  • Bvigil

    07.12.11 at 7:41 pm Reply

    4 is false; 6 is only kinda true haha; but, the rest are all pretty accurate. i love 2, 17 and 18 haha. so true.

  • Girl

    07.11.11 at 4:03 am Reply

    This list is GREAT!!! It’s hilariously accurate. Before everyone berates the superficiality of the female population, just remember that obviously not all of these posts apply to everyone, and also, not all of these are consciously done. For example, with #5, it’s not as if I text guys from unknown cell phones pretending to be other girls to get a reaction. It could be as simple as entrusting a guy to pick up a carton of milk at the grocery store and seeing if he follows through.  You might not even be aware you’re “testing” him until he disappoints or excites you with his actions. Also, with #4, honesty is a great policy, but with that being said, why does a specific number need to be stated?!? It only hurts your partner to know if said number is larger than expected. If a guy REALLY wants to know my exact number, I’ll tell him, but chances are, he will regret having ever asked 

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