i’m the sort of person that’d say shit like

imagine
the number of programs you could have on tv
consisting of only a female chimp
and a dark-spotted banana.

the combinations
are mind blowing!
it’d all be so basic and deep
and nobody would get it,
but the chimps will.

and I gotta tell you,
genetic comparison tells this joke
that starts off with us having
a common ancestor with the chimp,
i forget the middle,
but the punchline’s that we all share one with
the banana.